I’m Sophie Barbarella, and I’m here to ruin your delusions.

If you’re looking for feel-good fluff, I’m not your girl.

I write about the things most people avoid: manipulation, sexuality, self-deception, menopause, capitalism, and the absurdity of it all.

I’ve got a witchy brain, a science addiction, and a low tolerance for bullshit. Especially the kind that ruins your relationships or keeps you stuck.

Think of me as your intellectual dominatrix: I challenge your thinking, expose your shadow side, and make you laugh uncomfortably while doing it.

Writing is how I explore everything and my secret weapon to sharpen my English. Because yes, my biggest flaw? I’m French.

If my writing makes you laugh, cry, or question your life choices, you may offer me a black rose.

I also haunt stranger corners of the internet, where spells and stories get weirder. And I sometimes post terrible things on X and Instagram.

For inquiries, collabs, or chaos: barbarellaspeaks(at)gmail(dot)com.